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Sewing Birthday Card – “Stitch, Please. You’re HOW Old?!” Funny Sewing Card (Pack of 5)

£7.99

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This Sewing Birthday Card brings bold personality and sewing sass — featuring a cool cartoon sewing machine rocking sunglasses and the hilarious message “Stitch, please. You’re HOW old?!”. With confetti, sparkles, bright colours and a modern illustrated style, it’s the perfect fun birthday surprise for sewists who love humour stitched into everything they do.

Printed on premium semi-gloss 300gsm paper, each Sewing Birthday Card comes blank inside for your own personalised message.
At the moment we only offer these cards in packs of 5 (we know singles would be more convenient!), but having a bundle ready means you’re sorted for the next few birthdays — and every sewing friend deserves one.
This listing is for a pack of 5 identical cards — the same colourful design on all five.

🧵 Sewing Birthday Card Product Details:

  • Set of 5 greeting cards, all with the same design

  • 300gsm semi-gloss paper for crisp, vibrant colours

  • Blank inside for your own message

  • Includes white envelopes with each order

  • Printed with REACH-certified inks

  • Size: 5.8″ x 8.2″ (14.7cm x 20.8cm)

🧼 Care Instructions:

Use a soft, clean, dry cloth to gently brush away any dust or dirt from the centre of the card outward.

Part of the T Larkin Sewing Greeting Cards Collection — thoughtful, funny stationery for sewists who love celebrating creatively.

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