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Funny Sewing Journal – I Sew Because Punching People is Frowned Upon – Sarcastic Sewing Notebook Gift

£9.99

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When life gets stressful, some people punch walls — others pick up a needle. This funny sewing journal is for the sewists who choose thread therapy over chaos. Featuring the hilariously relatable phrase “I Sew Because Punching People is Frowned Upon,” it’s the perfect mix of sarcasm and self-control.

Use this funny sewing notebook to jot down project ideas, sketch patterns, or write notes while you stitch the tension away. The glossy cover and sturdy wire-o binding make it ideal for daily use, whether in your sewing nook, at a class, or hiding from humanity with your machine. With lined pages ready for your most creative (or cathartic) ideas, it’s the ultimate outlet for sewists with a sense of humour and just the right amount of edge.

A must-have for quilters, tailors, and makers who understand that stitching is cheaper than therapy.

🎁 A cheeky and relatable gift for sewing lovers who express their frustration one stitch at a time.
🧵 Part of the Sewing Notebook Collection by T Larkin.

📘 Funny Sewing Notebook Details:

  • Vibrant colours with crisp printing for a striking look

  • Rounded edges with a glossy finish for an elegant touch

  • Wire-o binding for effortless page turning

  • High-quality 90 gsm lined paper

  • A5 size – 150 pages to capture all your ideas

🧼 Care Instructions:

Use a soft, clean, dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off — work from the centre of the book outwards.

Explore more humorous designs in the Funny Sewing Notebook Collection.

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