Bold, cheeky, and utterly relatable — this funny sewing notebook is made for the retired seamstress who’s finally hung up her needles and earned the right to say, “I don’t fix shit anymore.”* With its classic sewing machine graphic and unapologetic message, it’s a laugh-out-loud way to celebrate a lifetime of stitches, snips, and perfectly pressed seams.
Whether it’s used for jotting down fabric ideas, sketching new projects, or simply as a daily journal for creative thoughts, this funny sewing journal keeps the spirit of sewing alive — minus the deadlines. It’s ideal for quilters, tailors, and crafty legends who still love the art but on their terms. A perfect blend of humour and sentiment, this notebook adds a splash of fun to any sewing table, craft room, or gift box.
🎁 A witty and thoughtful gift for sewing lovers who’ve earned their retirement badge.
🧵 Part of the Sewing Notebook Collection by T Larkin.
📘 Funny Sewing Notebook Details:
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Vibrant colours with crisp printing for a striking look
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Rounded edges with a glossy finish for an elegant touch
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Wire-o binding for effortless page turning
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High-quality 90 gsm lined paper
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A5 size – 150 pages to capture all your ideas
🧼 Care Instructions:
Use a soft, clean, dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off — work from the centre of the book outwards.
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